Kale "The Vegetable Man" Miller

I drive a little green '98 Toyota Corolla. I had banana taped to the hood once but it was ok because I thought it was funny. I also have a band-aid in a dent in the back bumper. And most recently I dented the rear passenger door when i hit some stupid big white injun jeep. I also commonly do stupid shit in the car. I got stuck in some snow once purposely and this ugly white grand cherokee thing had to stick a recovery-strap through my back seat to pull me out. He thought it was funny. The driver of this big hunk of metal is a weird guy but we get along which is good. We drive around sometimes and I do a little wobbly thingy. I like to brag about my wonderful gas mileage because he gets a whopping 13mpg while I average about 32mpg. This same guy also seems to be pretty convinced that I am a flaming homosexual and I assure you I am not and he is. So yeah. Have a bad day.